๐Ÿ„ team cow forever ยท ๐Ÿ’ป team laptop never

๐Ÿ„ Cowtop Chaos ๐Ÿ’ป

Yuval warned that AI wants to turn everyone into cows. The actual cows have read the plan, held a meeting, and voted NO. Time to smash some laptops. ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ป

โญ Score 0
๐Ÿ’ฅ Smashed 0/35
๐Ÿ† Best 0
๐Ÿ„ Herd ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„
๐ŸŒพ Level 1
โฑ๏ธ Time 0:00
๐Ÿ”ฅ Mood just vibing ๐Ÿ„
Your browser cannot run the Great Cow Uprising. The laptops send a calendar invite. ๐Ÿ’ป
๐Ÿ’ป The laptops approachโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ’ป

The laptops picked the wrong pasture.

You are the cow now. ๐Ÿ„ Blast the AI laptops with milk missiles ๐Ÿฅ› before they land and assimilate the herd. Smash 35 laptops and the cows win the pasture. Catch โ˜• for rapid fire, ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ for a herd save, and ๐Ÿ€ to free a cow.

โŒจ๏ธ Move with โ† โ†’ or A/D ยท Milk missiles with Space ยท Pause with P ๐Ÿ‘† Drag to move your cow ยท Hold to fire milk

๐Ÿ’ป Know your laptops

๐Ÿ’ป Normal laptop: smug. ๐Ÿš€ Turbo laptop: fast and smug. ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ Mainframe: three hits of smug. ๐Ÿ‘‘ Gold laptop: rare, shiny, and worth a glorious 500 points.

๐Ÿ„ Cow technology

Your state-of-the-art weapon is one brave cow and unlimited milk missiles. The laptops never stood a chance. They are electronics. This is liquid. Devastating. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ† Cows can win

Smash 35 laptops to liberate the pasture. If one lands, it assimilates a herd cow into a ๐Ÿ’ป. Free them with a lucky ๐Ÿ€ and keep the herd mooing.